when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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