Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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