put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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