Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she woke up with a sticky ear
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
His nipple licking is glorious
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