Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
