If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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