id be glad to
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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