maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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