Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
