Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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