I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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