What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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