I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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