do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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