that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
