i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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