Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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