you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize