I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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