matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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