Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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