The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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