My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
