i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
please don't ironically join a cult
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