I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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