You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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