I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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