my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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