You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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