I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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