Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
