How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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