i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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