I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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