so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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