lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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