I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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