he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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