but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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