Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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