I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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