Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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