I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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