You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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