Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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