hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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