Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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