I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Randomize
