Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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