google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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